He Aint Jesus

by Terry Posey
(Pine Mtn, GA)

Me and my two boys were walking out to the car one Sunday evening fixin to head to church. My oldest son, 7 years old, ran up to the car and tried to open the door but it was locked. He said "Daddy,why do you always lock the doors?" and I said, "Cause I don"t want ya'll to get in the car without us knowing and tear something up." He said, "We don't tear up the car do we?"

Anyway, I unlocked the car with my remote and told him, "the car is unlocked now". He said, "Thank you Jesus!" and my middle son, 5 years old, said,"HE AINT JESUS".

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