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Canteloupe Meat

by Rusty
(Idaho)

Antelope?

Antelope?

I was eating canteloupe with my family for breakfast. My oldest daughter said "Dad can I go canteloupe hunting with you, I love canteloupe meat". She was pretty upset to find out that canteloupe is grown and not shot.

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