He Aint Jesus

by Terry Posey
(Pine Mtn, GA)

Me and my two boys were walking out to the car one Sunday evening fixin to head to church. My oldest son, 7 years old, ran up to the car and tried to open the door but it was locked. He said "Daddy,why do you always lock the doors?" and I said, "Cause I don"t want ya'll to get in the car without us knowing and tear something up." He said, "We don't tear up the car do we?"

Anyway, I unlocked the car with my remote and told him, "the car is unlocked now". He said, "Thank you Jesus!" and my middle son, 5 years old, said,"HE AINT JESUS".

Click here to post comments

Join in and write your own page! It's easy to do. How? Simply click here to return to Send in Your Funny Short Stories.


Purchase individual herbs from Mountain Rose Herbs and create your own herbal teas. Or purchase pre-made herbal teas from Mountain Rose Herbs. Need a tea pot, a tea strainer, a teaball, or a functional and beautiful carafe? Okay, let's see - Mountain Rose Herbs has those, too.
Mountain Rose Herbs


Drinking Water Filters

Love chocolate? Try Dan's. Delicious.
Customize Your Chocolate

Gaiam As Seen on TV

Mountain Rose Herbs

Flora Source Digestive Health