A true funny football story.

by Ray Webber
(SUFFOLK)

My football team was loosing 10-0. The referee said to my team, "If any of you can score a goal I will give you a pound". Within two minutes I scored a goal!

Unfortunately it was in my own nett.

The Referee sent this story to a newspapers funny story of the week and received a 10 pound prize.

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